Last year i was stuck on what to do for my bro’s bachelor party so we made this site ‘Bachelor Party Ideas Hope you guy’s like it.
Bachelor Party Ideas
The Top Twenty:
1: Drinking – What tear-up wouldn’t have a lot of drinking. Since bachelor tear-ups are about letting it hang out, drink harder. See our list of appropriate cocktails for some tear-up drink ideas!
2: Punishing The Groom – Plan on some form of punishment or public humiliation for the honoree. Making them look like an dick is always appropriate. A big condom hat, or a penis pacifier is good. The old ball and chain will let everyone you encounter know who is being taken off the market. A stupid t-shirt is always a classic. Perhaps something you made yourself with a magic marker.
Bachelor Party Ideas
3: Gambling – For some reason gambling is sometimes present at bachelor tear-ups. It is appropriate for a cut of the house winnings to go to the “stag” (the fund that is given to the groom at the end of the tear-up). Be warned though, sometimes the stag is spent by the best man on lap dances.
4: Drinking Games – You are going to need to drink fast and what better way to do it than drinking games (or, you could just drink shots). Quarters (sometimes called quarter bounce) is good, so are others like asshole, thumper, viking. I’m sure you know a few. No? You don’t know any drinking games? Call of the wedding you need to live a little first.
5: Eating crappy food – Pizza is good, buffalo wings, a gigantic sub, burgers, fried chicken, all of these are appropriate for a bachelor tear-up. The only rule you must follow is that no one can make any of the food unless it is a barbecue everything must be bought. Remember, this is all about excess, not about Mummys homemade recipe.
Bachelor Party Ideas
6: Opening Gifts – Sometimes bachelorette tear-ups attendees bring gifts (this never happens at bachelor tear-ups unless budweiser in a bag is considered a gift. Be warned that these gifts are rarely well- meaning. Even more rare would be a useful bachelorette tear-up gift. Those edible underwear don’t launder very well. Single use only.
7: Playing With tear-up Favors – Part of the fun will surely be had with tear-up favors. See our section on blow-up-doll etiquette. Penis shaped straws for the ladies, boob-shaped can covers for the boys. Everybody have fun, you can’t act this way around your future spouse.
8: Dirty Jokes – OK, its time to tell the really raunchy ones. You know, the ones that are not acceptable in the office.
9: Drugs – Are Recommended.
10: Watchin Porno Flicks – The rule of thumb here is that porno flicks at a bachlor tear-up are meant not to be arousing, but to be disgusting. Try to find ones with titles like: “What’s that stink?” or “big mama jama”. A good bachelor tear-up porno should be painful to watch. Afterall, who wants to stand around a bachelor tear-up with a stiffie. It is better to gross-out your friends. Any titles that are non-English speaking are good. I saw a German one where a woman stood on her head and crapped all over herself. Perfect!
11: Playing tear-up Games – Bachelorette tear-ups often have tear-up games. boys if you somehow find yourself in the hell that many call a “Jack and Jill” tear-up you will be forced to play games such as “pin the dick on the dude” or the version for men with no backbone that couldn’t get a bachelor tear-up “pin the boobs on the babe”. Men that have a real bachelor tear-up might end up with other games such as “pull the groom out of the gutter” or “get the best man off the stripper” etc.
Bachelor Party Ideas
12: More Drinking – If someone isn’t out of control, you need to drink some more.
13: Public Humiliation – In an earlier section we discussed punishing the groom and bride, but here youshould make sure that the punishment is administered in a public place. Common public humiliationincludes making the bride do a checklist of dares, or having the groom stripped to his underwear at the localtitty-bar.
14: Strippers – Strippers are a must-have at any self respecting bachelor or bachelorette tear-up. See our guide to getting the most out of your stripper.
15: A “Show” (lesbians, barn animals, etc.) – Want a bachelor tear-up that everyone will remember? You’ll
want to have a show. Be warned, though the shows rarely live up to advanced billing.
16: Prostitutes – You can figure out what this means. If you are gonna to do it, be smart enough to wear a condom. Don’t take anything itchy home.
17 Puking – Any self-respecting groom will end up the night to plastered to perform any acts that aren’t allowed. It’s a fine line however, between being too plastered to pop and puking. A good best man can show the groom past that line.
Bachelor Party Ideas
18 A crap band – Think of a band as a bunch of people that you don’t know, that will eat your food, watch your strippers, and take your money all too hear a few Bachelor Ideas songs that sound similar to the ones you hear on the radio. Screw the strippers or the band might.
19: Lying – This is sort of a lingering effect of a good bachelor tear-up. The better the tear-up, the longer you will have to lie for. Even a mediocre bachelor tear-up can make for a good 40 years of lying.
20: Getting Caught This is for the boys only. This is because women never get caught doing anything wrong. Also because most women are too goody-goody to do anything worth getting caught over. A warning though, there is always a rat-bastard in every bunch. If yours is too close to your future spouse you might find yourself in this situation. You are fucked. Be especially wary of the brides “platonic friends” who are really just repressed homosexuals that are looking for the ideal woman to break their desires for men. They
want to take your bride away from you. Yes, if you aren’t careful they will take her to the mall to shop for shoes. Bastards.
Bachelor Party Ideas
Bachelor Party Ideas
Bachelor Party Ideas
Bachelor Party Ideas